The Features-"Wilderness"
www.thefeatures.com

Beastie Boys-"Hot Sauce Committee Part Two"
www.beastieboys.com

White Denim-"D"
www.whitedenimmusic.com

Foster The People-"Torches"
www.fosterthepeople.com

Skrillex-"More Monsters and Sprites"
www.skrillex.com

Favorite concerts of 2011:

It was Phish @ Essex Junction, VT (the flood relief concert) but after going to the Phish New Year's Eve show at MSG...my mind has changed.  Possibly forever :)

 It's so easy, a monkey could do it....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2080050/Now-thats-chim-PAN-zee-Meet-monkey-fry-burgers.html

1. Goth

Decorations: Upside down crucifixes, zombie Santas, vampire Rudolph

Tree: Last year’s dead tree.

Turkey: Whatever, it’s dead, right?

Gifts: knee high vinyl boots, large silver rings, True Blood DVD, velvet cape

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2. Hipster

Decorations: Santa in a knit cap, moleskin tinsel, blown amber glass Christmas lights

Tree: Brushed aluminum, or maybe something that looks like vintage from the 70’s that you paid too much for.

Turkey: Tofurkey.  Or just go for Chinese.

Gifts: librarian glasses, librarian sweaters, loafers, sense of entitlement, Rotary phone attachment for an iPhone

3. Bro

Decorations:  A snow-capped football and maybe some hot chick in a Santa hat and nothing else.

Tree:  Chopped down from your bosses yard. Oh man, he’s gonna be so pissed. Ha!

Turkey: Dude, we cooked it in beer and it’s stuffed with like 50 tacos!  It’s awesome!

Gifts: mini-keg, Maxim subscription, Ed Hardy Gift Card

4. Emo

Decorations: Depressed elves, half-melted snowmen, effeminate Yukon Cornelius

Tree: Black and glossy.  Something flashy that says “I’m not flashy”

Turkey: Skinny.  Maybe a squab.

Gifts: black skinny jeans, eye liner, razor blades

5. Hippie

Decorations: Homemade wicker knots, hemp rope garlands, a star made from recycled aluminum.  Shroom drummer boy.

Tree:  Pay homage to a healthy growing tree.  Sit around it on bamboo mats

Turkey:  This year, instead of turkey, we’re going to celebrate the winter solstice with Mother Nature by eating winter’s abundance – lichen, squash, tree nuts and organic peppermint tea!

Gifts: hemp vest, patchouli, biodegradable anything, goatee comb, deodorant crystal

6. Juggalo

Decorations: Hatchet Man ornaments, weed wreath, face-painted Santa, Overweight andUnderdressed Lady Clause

Tree: Like a birch or a fern or whatever you got

Turkey:  Some nuggets.

Gifts: Wallet chain, short pants, a magnet, Faygo

7. Hip Hop

Decorations: Droopy-pants Santa, Swarovski-encrusted candy canes, Cavasier label garlands

Tree:  Something tacky and overpriced that plays Kanye tunes

Turkey: Cristal-basted.  Stuffing is lame, have Xzibit pimp it instead with sausage, mushroom and oversized faux-diamond pendant stuffing.

Gifts: Large font belt buckle, hoodie, gaudy shoes

What the eff is wrong with Nancy Grace?  Besides the obvs....

http://www.tmz.com/2011/10/04/dancing-with-the-stars-nancy-grace-fat-mystery-brooke-burke-moon-river-stomach-tristin/

Nancy Grace Nip-Slip.  It's at about :34:

http://gawker.com/5844112/nancy-grace-suffers-wardrobe-malfunction-on-dwts

Pretty Boy Floyd isn't being so pretty:

http://www.tmz.com/2011/09/18/floyd-mayweather-victor-ortiz-larry-merchant-fight-knockout-interview/

Win Foster The People tickets:

www.columbiarecords.com/cultsfostertickets

Graphic photos of the bin Laden compound

 www.guardian.co.uk/world/gallery/2011/may/04/osama-bin-laden-compound?CMP=twt_gu#/?picture=374256202&index=0

Shen video

http://toshcommunity.comedycentral.com/Video/Teacher-Tackles-Student/050BFFFFF022AC4B1001B013B4485

Have a puke bucket on hand:

http://tcs.wisebrother.com/tcstodaysTcs/fullArtShow/21149?cid=10551

GEORGE MASON UNIVERSITY MARCHING BAND DOING "BULLS ON PARADE"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOMbRRGuhOO&feature=player_embedded

IF THE SUPER BOWL GOES INTO OVERTIME, PAPA JOHN'S IS GOING TO GIVE EVERY AMERICAN A FREE LARGE PIZZA WITH UP TO THREE TOPPINGS.  YOU HAVE TO REGISTER BEFORE THE GAME ON THEIR WEBSITE..... www.PaPaJohns.com/rewards

Hi….I’m Jeff.  Allow me to tell you a little bit about myself.  I was born and raised on music.  Literally!  My mom gave birth to me on top of our families massive, floor model, turntable.  My love for music was born on that turntable as well.  It wasn’t until college that I left that turntable in pursuit of a career in music. After jobs in Pennsylvania, Massachusetts and Colorado I have landed here in Vermont at the Real Alternative.  That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!